Chipmunks,Irishmen and pee - drunken stuuupuurrr..argh!!!

Well tonight i did almost nothing but relax but it does feel great ( like sex on the beach with out the sand) (Well if u have to ask ,why no sand than yr to young). Kimz called me out for dinner with Yongz but i jus felt like chilling in..I guess it that time of the year after the hectic newyear/christmas outings you jus feel like staying in, doin absolutely nothing but watch the EPL( MANU WILL WIN..And i do feel like a chipmunk in hibernation(love me nuts!!))..Actually talking about nuts ( not the naughty type), has any one actually saw anyone collect nuts? or does any one seena nut plantation before?( i know i am myopic but i am a city boy(right baby)) Anyways do tell me if u see any i really would like to know..Cause do nuts grow on trees or are they ligumes?( floor grown) And also does any one know how it feels to be kick in the nuts?( man honestly i think all guys do) but do the women know?( baby?) And does it have the same vindication on women ( again baby?) well i guess i will never know and those who knows both sides of the story do share with all, cause that is jus darn interesting ( right baby!)

Well putting aside my trans sexual ( trans sexual not transsexual) queries...Baby i do really miss you so much( plus yr hot ass)(maybe more as than u..jk!!really kidding) i hope your sleeping well and really tuck well in to bed ( plus do keep ya ass warm too =.P)..And baby is it me or is the world's weather a little off than usual?( the chipmunks are in hibernation!!!) Well in the news johor is practically a pond with all of them soon becoming aqua ppl, Uk is cancelling its soccer matches( thats how bad the weather is), Seattle had a snow storm(SNOW STORM!!! wicked) and the south Americans are just getting pissed on( not literally though(u sicko)). So some thing is really wrong firstly , either al gore is right ( global warming) , secondly he is right ( he is so weird) or lastly god's pissed!! well people has always talked about the logical sides of things and that is jus boring so let me talk about the other side ( welcome to the Twilight "No parking" zone) Well pissed means two things in the colloquial drunk irish man dictionary( U TOSSER!!) one is angry and the other is an irishman( drunk).. Well firstly this weather has been pretty sudden and we has always made the big guy up there angry for quite some time so i dun think he would take action so suddenly..( or did was saddam part of his posse!!!hmm). Secondly to say god was drunk (no offence to all who believes in him) is jus ...a!@!@#*(*(!(@(*#( (it jus spells trouble if i continue ( maybe no nookie for me even)) .. anyways all in all the weather is jus crap for low lying people and delicious for me who is jus a bastard ( yeah and baby u are my B~~cH~, together we will rule)

Well hopefully every one keeps dry and pray for a better tomolo which seems rather fair now a days but i am still optimistic. aren t? if u are not than tough but if u are god loves your ass but he is still wants to piss on ya ( da si ai, ma si teng) Hope you all have a great week and god speed ( Not Peed).( love my baby girl loads!!!2)